I’m thankful for my hair because let’s face it, we can’t all look this fabulous.
Aiya Van Kooten everyone
When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.
“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.
This is the best story of my life
“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!
Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!
This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.
So in summary:
This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.
Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.
@Madonna - Grow up Heather, bulimia is so 1897.
@LadyGaga - I’m creative! The gold star on my painting from art class says so!
@BritneySpears - This skirt is very fun and cool and three inches long.
@ChristinaAguilera - No one bought the cupcakes I made for the bake sale. I put flowers on them! Lotuses!
@JustinTimberlake - I swear if @JCChasez tried to steal another solo from me in choir I’m going to hit him in the face with a basketball.
@Adele High note competition between me and @MariahCarey entering its third day, our teacher @Cher fell asleep and can’t see Mariah’s gone flat twice now.
@MariahCarey Used my whistle note to set off the fire alarm yesterday. Lol fuck math tests
@LanaDelRey Turned seven and my mom keeps calling me her seven year itch. #SoMarilyn
@NickiMinaj Omg @JLo taught me how to balance my books on my butt #swerve
@Rihanna The plant I brought to show and tell got me suspended #oops
@Drake I’ll wait for you forever baby, at least until gym class cuz #YOLO
@JustinBieber My new guitar is taller than me
@2Chainz I popped that girl Molly in the face and now I have detention wtf #Idontunderstand the song told me to
@WakaFlockaFlame WAKA FLOCKA WAKA FLOCKA BAM BAM BAM! BITCH IM BAM BAM FOR HALLOWEEN #FlintstonesSwagBitches
@AshleeSimpson - I have acid reflux teacher sorry I can’t do my report today what I have to okay press play
@RobinThicke My favorite letter is D lol
@AvrilLavigne BUT MOM I WANTED THE LIGHT UP SHOES WITH SKULLS YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND ME
@Bjork TAKE MY PICTURE FOR THE YEARBOOK SEE WHAT HAPPENS
@EllieGoulding Sorry I can’t do gym class today I forgot my inhaler ooo choir practice yeah I can totally do that
Everything’s bigger in Texas, even hair.
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
this picture of my dog an animal that literally puts no effort into trying to look good has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken how yall gonna play me like that